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Top Ten Reasons why computers are MALE
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and clean and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It's always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to first turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them down for the whole night.
1. Size does matter.
Top Ten reasons why computers are FEMALE
10. Picky, picky, picky.
9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8. Beauty is only shell deep.
7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing."
6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
4. Smalltalk is important.
3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly its wrong.
2 They make you take the garbage out.
1. Miss just one period and they go nuts.
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